How golf was invented !!
12 wise men made up their mind, to build a test of their own design
The first was a builder full of whit , with a bucket and a spade he made a pit
The second a designer who came from China thought it clever to put in a liner.
The third a plumber Who was good with his hand, topped it up with a load of sand.
The forth was a vicar a bit of a goth , he built a tee to start them off.
The fifth way a guy a bit of a tease, he squeezed some grass amongst the trees.
The sixth a professor Somewhat a toff , designed an area to finish it off.
The seventh a sports man who started to sag , as he ran to the end and put in a flag.
The eight was a dancer who trained in a hall, with a bit of thought he invented a ball
The ninth a business man who worked from a hub, put a head on a shaft and called it a club
The tenth a solicitor who taught in schools, he thought it not fair unless there were rules .
The eleventh was a Pilot who loved to fly,he put the ball on a tee to give it a try
The twelfth was a guy who's nick name was Rolf , he loved it so much he just called it golf
Julian Mellor
